chris evans laughing alone with pizza
hi i'm stephanie i read comics and i only care about dogs / / previously tonystrk
illustratedkate:

I like to think that maybe Bucky rescues an American Pit Bull and they rehabilitate each other!

illustratedkate:

I like to think that maybe Bucky rescues an American Pit Bull and they rehabilitate each other!

janetvandyne:

clintnatashas:

chris evans’ hands are so beautiful i want them to grasp my inner thigh

i want them to fist my ass

cosbyykidd:

grandmasterbooty:

Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People

smh

puddlewolf:

i like chris evans because he seems like the kind of cool dude you’d meet at a frat party and could hold you easy in a keg stand

and he also seems like the kind of dude who’d get nervous and sit in a corner with you at that same frat party because it got really crowded

febricant:

roachpatrol:

imagine sam wilson meandering into avengers tower to find steve and where is he anyway because it’s movie night and he didn’t show and he finds mjolnir propped against some door and is like ‘ha ha steve bought one of those ebay replicas, what a nerd’ and picks it up to go tease steve but then steve comes bursting out of the room now that mjolnir’s not holding the door closed

and sam’s like ‘i can’t believe captain america is into avengers collectibles’ and waves the hammer at him and it lightning-fries the wall behind steve’s head and sam’s like ‘SHIT. SHIT!?!!? SHIT!!!!!’ 

later new yorkers are very surprised and upset to see the god of thunder racing along the sidewalk screaming “GIVE IT BACK!!!” to a cackling flying lightning-shooting robot-winged maniac and the large blond riding him like a pony

so who do I have to kill for this

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